The Mean Kitty Song

SPARTA NOW HAS HIS OWN PROFILE!:
http://www.Youtube.com/TheMeanKitty

LYRICS:
I got this little kitty about 2 months back
he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean

he’s an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand
tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
I could give this cat a toy, but he’d rather have the wrapper
and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper

You could lock him in a closet and he just won’t care
kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair
always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch
playing in the window sills and tearing through the house

He’s so full of energy and easily amused
kitty will attack anything that moves
Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of
he’s a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite

Where’d you go
are you stalking me?
are you under the couch, quite possibly
ears laid back so you don’t get caught
ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got

I know you’re probably watching me from across the room
concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon
You’re not invisible kitty, I’m gonna find you first
Come out come out before I make things worse

I’ve seen where you hide and I know where you’ve been
Hey kitty why don’t you give in
Even if you try to sneak up on me, I’m prepared
Cause I’ve got my safety gear on and I’m not scared

I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed
I know your making noises just to mess with my head
You can stalk me all you want, but I’m not your pray
cause you always seem to find me first, but not today

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
Come on out, I’m gonna get you now

I’ve got ‘em cornered
and now he’s mine
He’s not gonna get away this time
I’ll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then…
Aw man! He’s asleep in the sink

What is with this cat? I’m confused
He’s got a bed, but it’s never been used
In every waking moment, kitty’s out for the fight
then [fart] next minute kitty’s out like a light

How could I let this creature live inside of my home
I gotta keep an eye on him when I’m on the phone
I’m a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
this kitty may destroy everything that I own

Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
He’s the best little cat that I’ve had
and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that
He wasn’t fighting, he just wanted attention

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
showing love, that’s all this kitty does

BEHIND THE SCENES
If you have a cat, I’m sure you can relate, lol. I originally wrote the song because I didn’t want to do a simple talking blog about my Sparta’s little biting problem and I also wanted to show my friends back home in Turlock what my new place in Thousand Oaks looks like.. BTW, trying to get a cat to perform for a music video… nearly impossible! lol Thanks for watching : )

Duration : 0:3:30


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25 Responses

  1. 1 SavannahKaye20
    2010 May 26

    so cute ….I love …
    so cute ….I love u Sparta!!!!!!

  2. 2 seethebob
    2010 May 26

    34 milllion views …
    34 milllion views HOLY SHIT!

  3. 3 cheetahlikescheese
    2010 May 26

    this song made me …
    this song made me lsoe brain cells

  4. 4 internationalutuber
    2010 May 26

    I saw this guy on …
    I saw this guy on tyra!

  5. 5 tkoletu
    2010 May 26

    what dance were you …
    what dance were you doing the big boy cat.

  6. 6 cornncornn1
    2010 May 26

    This is AMAZING!! …
    This is AMAZING!! My cat is exactly like this, when he was a baby he was so sweet, now he attcks everyone when they walk(;

  7. 7 theaveragejoe32
    2010 May 26

    Sparta is Master …
    Sparta is Master Chief’s cat

  8. 8 Haaps911
    2010 May 26

    I have a little …
    I have a little Sparta now too!

  9. 9 ImDavey1
    2010 May 26

    tyufhdf
    tyufhdf

  10. 10 minicoasterbuilder
    2010 May 26

    I LOVE THIS VIDEO …
    I LOVE THIS VIDEO ITS SO
    FUNNY!!
    SPARTA IS SO KUTE

  11. 11 88976hi
    2010 May 26

    catchy tune
    catchy tune

  12. 12 TehDuffs
    2010 May 26

    Well effin’ done, …
    Well effin’ done, Mr. Safety.

  13. 13 transfan1988
    2010 May 26

    @Catwoman98pa go …
    @Catwoman98pa go drink the juices from your momma´s cunt… face?

  14. 14 sillykittyful
    2010 May 26

    @SuperGemz09 No!!! …
    @SuperGemz09 No!!! Sparta!! Not Sparter

  15. 15 ReyEssasaurusRex
    2010 May 26

    i saw this on the …
    i saw this on the Tyra show =] now i cant stop watching!!

  16. 16 xgirl900
    2010 May 26

    sparta is so cute …
    sparta is so cute and ur video never gets old

  17. 17 PlushieClock
    2010 May 26

    This video is so …
    This video is so cute! :0

  18. 18 xxdyepaintballrxx
    2010 May 26

    how the did …
    how the did this get 34.4m views……..

  19. 19 nomargoku
    2010 May 26

    hahaha!!
    hahaha!!

  20. 20 Catwoman98pa
    2010 May 26

    @transfan1988 Go to …
    @transfan1988 Go to face.

  21. 21 LGandMC
    2010 May 26

    UR CAT IS SO CUTE!!!
    UR CAT IS SO CUTE!!!

  22. 22 doctorwholover1
    2010 May 26

    If anyone asks the …
    If anyone asks the name of the kitty, I would yell THIS IS SPARTA, then kick down the nearest thing.

  23. 23 dudepants3
    2010 May 26

    with your bird?!
    with your bird?!

  24. 24 undead30000
    2010 May 26

    wow 34,364,441 …
    wow 34,364,441 views and only 12306 dont like it

  25. 25 chloeveronicaforever
    2010 May 26

    is this on itunes …
    is this on itunes cuz my classrooms field name is the fat cats and we need a cat themed song can some 1 tell mecat songs on itunes ohand btw theyhave 2 b clean


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